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Born to Schindler™ - Britain’s Got Taste! |
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Written by Derek Pye
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Wednesday, 10 June 2009 17:20 |
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Introducing the first Born to Schindler™ all comers Schindlering™ Competition.
Enter your Schindlers™ now to be in with a chance of being crowned ‘The King of the Schindlerers™’
All my Schindlering™ is now done in a massive Schindlering™ factory in Mumbai but you probably still practice this dark art yourself. Upload your Schindler™ to win big!
You can submit as many Schindlers™ as you like and you might win! This prize is THE most coveted in THE wedding photography industry as it is voted for by your fellow Schindlerers™.
Competition ends on 31/7/2010 and then starts again. Open to professional, amateur and hobbyist Schindlerers™ . WARNING: Nipple Schindlering™ is considered tacky by professional Schindlerers™.
There is a beginner's guide to Schindlering™ here.
Let the Schindlering™ commence!
Enter a Schindler™ - be sure to add your name or website in the description
Vote for your favourite Schindler™
Win a Born to Schindler™ T-shirt (also available in the store - only £13.50) and be the first recipient of the Born to Schindler™ Trophy! Mental!  
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Last Updated on Monday, 15 June 2009 08:43 |
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Iddy Biddy Weddy Viddy Cam Hat MkI |
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Written by Derek Pye
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Friday, 15 May 2009 11:05 |
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Introducing the Iddy Biddy Weddy Viddy Cam Hat MkI™ or IBWVCH MkI™ or, even better, the Cam Hat™, an exciting new innovation from Derek Pye, The makers of the Cathedral Dome Flash Diffuser™.
In times like these, with the Insane Fiscal Destabilisation Crisis in full swing, the sensible bride and groom will want to save a bit of cash wherever possible. The obvious thing to do is ditch the idea of a wedding video. But wait, what if you have no taste and still want a wedding video. Oh what to do, what to do...
Don't worry we've invented the perfect solution. The Cam Hat™ fits to any normal oversized head. Photographers can now offer wedding video as a bolt on extra to their already imaginative packages. Because the IBWVCH MkI™ is worn by a wedding photographer, the Cam Hat™ has a massive advantage over traditional wedding videography - you get never before seen interesting footage that would be impossible if shot by an conventional, overweight videographer! |
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Last Updated on Friday, 29 May 2009 10:15 |
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