Derek Pye

: Derek's Diary

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End World Poetry

on Tuesday, 14 June 2005. Posted in Derek's Diary

I'm sick to the back teeth of hearing that terrible Apache wedding blessing every bleddin' week. I've heard it 8 times in the past two months and now I know it off by heart.

"Now you will feel no rain, for each of you will be shelter for the other. (Rubbish)
Now you will feel no cold, for each of you will be warmth to the other.(Blah blah blah)

Picture myself

on Tuesday, 05 April 2005. Posted in Derek's Diary

MMmmmmm. Its been a slow week so yet again I've been looking at some other photographers web-sites. It seems that its quite popular, these days, to have a photo of yourself on your site. I'm a bit baffled by this as it looks a bit naff. You must have seen a few of these. It will normally be a self portrait of the snapper taken in a mirror. Wow, genius - some of these berks must have been to college.

My favourites though are the one's taken of the photographer 'at work'. These are usually a feature of husband and wife site's and will be captioned 'Me at work' or 'photographer at work'. Self obsessed arrogant *censored* at work would be a more accurate description.

Check back soon to see a picture of me at work.

Welcome to Derek Pye Photography

on Tuesday, 29 March 2005. Posted in Derek's Diary

Its good to be back. I am Derek Pye multi award winning wedding and glamour photographer. It's generally accepted that I am the best wedding photographer working in the UK today. At prices from £295 including VAT and a special album, I am also one of the most highly sought after.

My mobile glamour studio is also very popular with prices from £100 up to £1000 for a full magazine 'spread'. Please contact me via e-mail at This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. if you would like to book. I am often available at short notice!