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| Coffee Table Wedding Album Table - New product. |
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| Written by Derek Pye | |
| Friday, 06 January 2006 17:47 | |
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Derek Pye Photography is pleased to announce an exciting new product for 2006. Have you ever ordered a storybook coffee table wedding album and been disappointed? I have and so have many of my clients. Unlike conventional coffee table albums The Derek Pye Storybook Coffee Table Wedding Album Table' is an actual table.  Details: Table made in China from superb wood. The Derek Pye Storybook Coffee Table Wedding Album Table' may stain if you drink real coffee. Available to buy or rent. Yes that's right. Why buy wedding products when you can rent them. Our attractive leasing packages mean you can return your Derek Pye Storybook Coffee Table Wedding Album Table' when you no longer need it. Please note your Derek Pye Storybook Coffee Table Wedding Album Table Table' may be repossessed if you fail to keep up repayments. Frequently Annoying Questions. 1. Is the album detachable? - No it is super glued to the highest standards 2. Can I return the The Derek Pye Storybook Coffee Table Wedding Album Table' if it's broken? - No, I have a shed full of broken ones as it is. 3. Do you offer any other wedding furniture? - Not at the moment but we hope to offer The Derek Pye Storybook Occasional Table Wedding Album Occasional Table Table'soon. 4. Can I put other hot drinks on my Album Table? - Our Album Tables have been tested with coffee and various alcoholic beverages. I can confirm that it is safe for biscuits and snacks. Do not allow children or animals near your Derek Pye Storybook Coffee Table Wedding Album Table' in case it falls on them and they are killed. 5. How much do they cost? - Like all wedding supplies the cost varies depending on how well off you sound when you call.
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Derek - are you able to supply the Album Table to other photographers? I like
the look of it and I'm sure my clients will too. Is it easy to assemble?
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December 04, 2008
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NOTHING ABOUT ERIC, I MEAN DEREK, IS A JOKE - YOU FOOL ! THIS MAN IS A GENIUS OF INVENTION AND A MASTERMIND PHOTOGRAPHER... MUCH DECORATED! A BIT LIKE MY HOUSE...
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December 04, 2008
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Can you buy it in flat pack form for ease of shipping and build it when you get home?
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December 04, 2008
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Yes - your Album Table‚will arrive flat packed, about 6-7 months after we
receive full payment. The instructions are in Chinese so you'll need to get them translated. The album arrives separately a few months later. If you've finished assembling the table you should then super glue the album to the top. All you need to do then is wait for the photographs to arrive so you can stick them in. Use the remainder of the glue for this. Cheers Derek
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December 04, 2008
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Do they sell it in Ikea? Is it available in different wood finishes? Is the wood from sustainable sources?
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December 04, 2008
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I am a bit concerned Erik... I mean, HOW can you afford to provide such QUALITY, working with such tight deadlines for delivery and keep your prices SO LOW?
Please do not make a loss in order to help to further your professional colleagues' careers!!! You must be careful not to go under ! (although I suspect you'd enjoy that...)
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December 04, 2008
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Derek, the coffee table looks fantastic and the lease program is just perfect for MY customers as most of them will only need it about 6 months unless it can be split in two.
One thing does concern me though. If the table is placed in the middle of the room with chairs on both sides, the pictures will obviously be upside down for half the people in the room. My question is; how easy is it to turn the table around?
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December 04, 2008
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We are aware of this problem and it is likely that the MKII Table Album™ will
feature an old record player turntable fixed between the album and the table, allowing the pictures to be viewed from any position in the room.
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December 04, 2008
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Derek, I love your modern, innovative style. I don't do weddings myself, but
I'm considering starting now I've seen what's possible. I'm thinking of doing a budget service called the "Drive-By Shooting Wedding Shoot". For 25 quid I arrange for the bride and groom to stand on the kerb outside the church at a precisely pre-arranged time. My driver comes tearing around at the correct time (give or take 20 minutes, no refunds allowed) and I grab a shot from the passenger seat. With the motordrive on full speed I might manage 6 shots - one of which is bound to be sharp. I can worry about the exposure later (that's the joy of digital after all). What do you think? I reckon with a bit of planning I could fit around 20 of these into a single day. The bride and groom get a picture, and noone has to stand around for hours while some fat b*****d egomaniac snapper with yellow fingers and halitosis shouts at them. If you like the idea, I'll sell it to you. Please feel free to call me!
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December 04, 2008
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Not all of my customers have space for a coffe table. How about one of the bean bag type lap trays that lazy slobs use to eat their tea off while watching telly on the sofa?
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December 04, 2008
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Good luck with this one. I hope you have more success than my 'Toilet Seat Portrait' range. I thought people would love to have images of their loved ones in the Throne Room. It was a brilliant concept; the man's face on the top front of the seat, so she could look down and see her loved one during her ablutions... and when you put the toilet seat up, there's the missus smiling at you.
Yet, despite all this smart stuff, it simply failed to sell. Personally, I blame the toilet seat manufacturers and their inability to get the right white balance for the background. No one wants to see their loved ones looking off colour, especially during urination.
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December 04, 2008
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Might I suggest a Lazy Susan version of the book (the twirly thing you put your cheesy hedghogs on). Dips and nibble orifices could be an additional feature. Perfect for parties.
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December 04, 2008
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Dear Quicksnap
Are you having a laugh? - it's the most ridiculous idea I've ever heard. Never ever ever try and laugh at religion. Messing with God is a big mistake. Grow up. All the best Derek
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December 04, 2008
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Dear Derek,
I was so interested in your exciting new wedding concept, I have deciderd to throw my heavy nikon equipment away and go down the throw away camera route, I am going to charge just £99.01 for my triple gold package, take a couple of shots of the couple, then give them the camera to get proccesed themselves, so I wont have to piss about with fotoship and all that crap, if they want reprints they can just phone me up and I can tell them to take them to jessops and send me £10.00 for the copyrights, do you think this will bo O.K Many Thanks Pete.
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December 04, 2008
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Derek, I'm used to offering the parents a smaller copy of the album. Now I don't want to pay for 3 x your product, so I was wondering if you do a nested table version ? That way it keeps postage prices down too. Only concern is over which parent gets the bigger of the 2 small tables
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February 01, 2009
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