Born to Schindler™ - Britain’s Got Taste!
Introducing the first Born to Schindler™ all comers Schindlering™ Competition.
Enter your Schindlers™ now to be in with a chance of being crowned ‘The King of the Schindlerers™’
All my Schindlering™ is now done in a massive Schindlering™ factory in Mumbai but you probably still practice this dark art yourself. Upload your Schindler™ to win big!
You can submit as many Schindlers™ as you like and you might win! This prize is THE most coveted in THE wedding photography industry as it is voted for by your fellow Schindlerers™.
Competition ends on 31/7/2010 and then starts again. Open to professional, amateur and hobbyist Schindlerers™ .
WARNING: Nipple Schindlering™ is considered tacky by professional Schindlerers™.
There is a beginner's guide to Schindlering™ here.
Let the Schindlering™ commence!
Enter a Schindler™ - be sure to add your name or website in the description
Vote for your favourite Schindler™
Win a Born to Schindler™ T-shirt (also available in the store - only £13.50) and be the first recipient of the Born to Schindler™ Trophy! Mental!
Billy No Mates
Is the Trophy actual size?
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Clive
Hi Derek - is this for real?
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Bing Crosby
Hello kindly sir,
I wish to enter your esteemed competition but to date have singularly been unsuccessful in my attempts to upload my superb photography. Has any one else managed to upload images.
I was so frustrated in my attempts to upload that I considered putting my pipe up my back passage.
Thankfully I didn't - it always tastes a bit funny afterwards
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Derek
Dear Clive
The system is supposed to be idiot proof and has been tested by a team of top idiots.
I am impressed that you have managed to fail in such a simple task. Are you a v***ographer?
Try emailing the image to '> derekpye@gmail.com and I'll get our idiots to see if they can fix it.
All the best
Derek
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Bing Crosby
Thank you kindly sir,
I will endeavour to submit my competition winning image.
I should point out however that I am Bing, Clive is a entirely different idiot,
Your obediant servant
Bing Crosby
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Derek
Dear Bing
I passed your image onto our team of idiots. Within seconds came the reply
" the file is too big, any idiot can see that. Tell him to resize it before uploading so that it is less big"
I guess the image is too big - try making it smaller for internet use.
All the best
Derek
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Bing Crosby
Thank you Derek,
being too big is not an issue I have experienced previously. I will make my image less big and hope it's diminished size does not reduce it's impact and leave it looking a bit crap,
your obediant servant
Bing Crosby
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