Derek Pye

Born to Schindler™ - Britain’s Got Taste!

on Wednesday, 10 June 2009. Posted in Derek's Diary

Introducing the first Born to Schindler™ all comers Schindlering™ Competition.

Enter your Schindlers™ now to be in with a chance of being crowned ‘The King of the Schindlerers™’
All my Schindlering™ is now done  in a massive Schindlering™ factory in Mumbai but you probably still practice this dark art yourself. Upload your Schindler™ to win big!

You can submit as many Schindlers™ as you like and you might win! This prize is THE most coveted in THE wedding photography industry as it is voted for by your fellow Schindlerers™.
Competition ends on 31/7/2010 and then starts again. Open to professional, amateur and hobbyist Schindlerers™ .

WARNING: Nipple Schindlering™ is considered tacky by professional Schindlerers™.

There is a beginner's guide to Schindlering™ here.

Let the Schindlering™ commence!

Enter a Schindler™ - be sure to add your name or website in the description

Vote for your favourite Schindler™

Win a Born to Schindler™ T-shirt (also available in the store - only £13.50) and be the first recipient of the Born to Schindler™ Trophy! Mental!

 

Born to  Schindler Schindlering Trophy

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Comments (7)

  • Billy No Mates

    Billy No Mates

    06 February 2013 at 14:24 |
    Is the Trophy actual size?

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  • Clive

    Clive

    06 February 2013 at 14:24 |
    Hi Derek - is this for real?

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  • Bing Crosby

    Bing Crosby

    06 February 2013 at 14:24 |
    Hello kindly sir,
    I wish to enter your esteemed competition but to date have singularly been unsuccessful in my attempts to upload my superb photography. Has any one else managed to upload images.
    I was so frustrated in my attempts to upload that I considered putting my pipe up my back passage.
    Thankfully I didn't - it always tastes a bit funny afterwards

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    • Derek

      Derek

      06 February 2013 at 14:25 |
      Dear Clive

      The system is supposed to be idiot proof and has been tested by a team of top idiots.

      I am impressed that you have managed to fail in such a simple task. Are you a v***ographer?

      Try emailing the image to '> derekpye@gmail.com and I'll get our idiots to see if they can fix it.

      All the best

      Derek

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      • Bing Crosby

        Bing Crosby

        06 February 2013 at 14:25 |
        Thank you kindly sir,
        I will endeavour to submit my competition winning image.
        I should point out however that I am Bing, Clive is a entirely different idiot,
        Your obediant servant
        Bing Crosby

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        • Derek

          Derek

          06 February 2013 at 14:26 |
          Dear Bing

          I passed your image onto our team of idiots. Within seconds came the reply

          " the file is too big, any idiot can see that. Tell him to resize it before uploading so that it is less big"

          I guess the image is too big - try making it smaller for internet use.

          All the best

          Derek

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          • Bing Crosby

            Bing Crosby

            06 February 2013 at 14:26 |
            Thank you Derek,
            being too big is not an issue I have experienced previously. I will make my image less big and hope it's diminished size does not reduce it's impact and leave it looking a bit crap,
            your obediant servant
            Bing Crosby

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